OutlanderUSA is a young(ish), Southern girl who tries to find the funny in all aspects of her life and everyone else’s (whether they ask for it or not!). She is 5’4″, of average build, single (aren’t you lucky!), with lotsa kids, and is constantly asking herself life-affirming questions such as, 1) Your what hurts? 2) Can I substitute the coleslaw with fries? 3) Can I pay you in chickens instead? And the question that is of the upmost importantance in her life, 4) Where the hell is Matt?
